Well, Monday started off with a bang, followed by a scratch, a rip and an expletive that should not have been uttered in front of my kiddo, but mama couldn't help it as searing pain raged across her left ear, 5 separate bloody scalp wounds, above one eye, on the cheek, under the chin and on the right hand pointer finger. Sound like I was mauled by a bear? Sheesh! We were sitting in the chair, 5 minutes after waking up, enjoying coffee and some toddler finger food when our cat exploded off of his climbing post onto my head. He does this SEVERAL times a day and has NEVER missed the chair back and landed on any of us EVER. It's been 3 years of his nimble aim. Today, he messed up. I am VERY thankful that Bug didn't get a single scratch! I on the otherhand not only had a 12 lb cat on my head, I have several stinging scratches and bloody mats in my hair--it looks like I came from an episode of "I Shouldn't Be Alive!"
So, that's how it started....here is how life is going in other areas:
1) Fitness: Epic Fail. Starting over on my endeavor of weight loss, warding off Type II Diabetes, and getting fit again. I have sucked at this goal this summer (really crappy weather hasn't helped!) So, I am trying again. Gearing up for success in a realistic way. Starting with shopping smarter. No junk in the house = less junk in the mouth!
2) Toddlerhood: Whoa. My 15 month-old is a stormin' short-tempered demon child sometimes. I love him to pieces, but head-butts to the bridge of your nose, adam's apple, and eye/cheek bone several times a day during a meltdown wear on a mama. Little Bug has turned into a tantrum-throwing toddler. Full-fledged. On the other hand, maybe this is that dorky parent trait finally kicking in (the one where you think your kid is Einstein and is capable of a genius grant at 15 months...) but I didn't think that kids this age could unscrew caps--like on toothpaste, reel a fishing rod, put a key and and out of an ignition, and other crazy tasks that seem like something a 2 or 3 year old would do. I haven't researched it because I have no time, but it seems early for all of this! Eek! I'm proud that he's developing nicely, but my goodness! Mama needs a break!
3) Marriage: It's our 1 year anniversary today! :) We made it without killing each other! Actually, it's been going pretty well. I am a little bummed that we aren't going out for crab tonight, but hubby can only take so much time away from home (he's weird like that) and we were gone 2 nights camping and are leaving for another 3 nights this weekend. The search for a home continues. We did see 2 great places, but we do not want to be the fools that rush the move and are unhappy after a month. So, we're scouring more.
That's it for this week! I need to get outside and get this whiney-ass child some exercise. He is having a meltdown day. Which makes mama have a hair-pulling day. And with my cat-fight wounds, I'm in no mood to pull hair!